So next time a driver leaves you behind at a stop have

So next time a driver leaves you behind at a stop, have him arrested.(Photograph omitted). 'No hand will win more pots or more money no matter how many people are in the pot,' notes David Sklansky in his definitive booklet on Hold 'em. 'My whole career is about creating false mythology,' she told the Scotsman before her Festival appearance. Unfair to push the parallel between the drama and the novel too far, though, for Lucie's play aims to cover the darker, more sinister implications of the born-again crusade and also to explore its psychological roots.

The Bishop of Assisi, Mgr Sergio Goretti, said when the Pope told him of his plans for the prayer-wake: 'He said he was in a hurry because he could not watch innocent people in ex-Yugoslavia dying amid the basic indifference of the world.'It may have been on account of the 'hurry' but today is a curious date to fix, as it comes close to the Orthodox Christmas and coincides with the Jewish Sabbath.One noticeable absentee will be Patriarch Pavle of Belgrade, head of the Serbian Orthodox Church. KINSHASA (AFP) - Zaire's High Council of the Republic, the interim parliament, yesterday rejected a presidential decree dismissing the Prime Minister. Substitutes: M Ford (Castleford), C Joynt (St Helens), A Bateman (Warrington), S McNamara (Hull). WHEN patriotism and optimism are making you faint, trust a bookmaker to administer smelling salts. Explaining it to a woman, even though she knows that's how it is, is like telling her the reasons you love her gall bladder.But women do want men to like them sexually That is universal.

After missing the cut at Wentworth he made it here by only two strokes, taking a quadruple-bogey nine at the 18th in the second round Interviews were out - 'I need to practice,' he said. That is probably because in Jamaica, as they say, 'All the fruit's ripe, man, you only have to shake the tree'.CARIBBEAN FACTFILE: HOW TO GET THERE, WHERE TO STAYGetting there: Major tour operators, flushed with their success at selling Florida, are now turning their sights to promoting the Caribbean as a mass- market destination. 'I had a great lie and my intention was to land it a foot or so on the green and let it run towards the flag. The same applies to Kyran Bracken, who has been unable to run since the All Blacks Test when Jamie Joseph trampled on his ankle, though the scrum-half has set the Bristol-Bath cup tie on 22 January as a target.'I've had some conflicting and confusing diagnoses and, whatever happens, I'm not going to play if I'm still injured,' Bracken said 'I've kept up my passing practices and general fitness.

Yet SNP members were being excluded from making their case against the 'gerrymandering' of local government in Scotland. He's also Irish, so he knows about language - it's second nature to him. You expect galas to be padded out with orchestral items while the singer rests. 'We have already got 4,000 passengers using it every day and there would be many more if the station environment was improved and there were more frequent trains.'The Southend Special was designed to pay homage to the line in its heydey, when it took crowds of Londoners to the seaside before the advent of coach parties and widespread car ownership.However, its infrastructure has been allowed to deteriorate. The Court of Appeal dismissed appeals by two appellants against orders for committal for contempt and the sentences imposed.In the first case, Mr M was the plaintiff in wardship proceedings. The man whose racing style and 'bitsa' bike brought smiles to the faces of cycling experts when he first appeared at world level, wiped the smirks from the same faces for the second time in less than two months. He recorded 4min 22.668sec to beat the Barcelona golden boy, Chris Boardman, by more than two seconds in their semi- final ride on the 250m track, and clipped six-tenths of a second from the world 4,000m pursuit record set earlier in the day by Philippe Ermenault of France.Tonight Obree faces Ermenault in the final on the track where last month he set a world one-hour record, only to lose it six days later to Boardman.